David Beckham has been accused of hooking up with a hooker or two in a New York hotel, what's new?
The Hooker in question, Irma "le douce" Nici now faces a $16 million writ in which David is suing her for slander, bla, bla, bla, etc.
David never had sex with the 2 busty beauties (he might wished he had, but that's another story) and now she's attempting everything to escape the writ being delivered.
Maybe Irma should just go about her business, flogging her gorgeous body to rich, overweight, ageing business men and leave superstars such as Beckham alone (or she should have asked Rooney for a threesome he's always open to offers!).
The question is: When is a Hooker doing her job and when is she not, ask Becks, he knows!
As for poor Victoria, well she's lost a couple of more pounds, gone on an enforced diet, hangs over the bog every day and refuses to comment on Hookers, Prostitutes, etc.
Maybe David should now take a closer look at Irma and realise what he missed, Victoria's bag of bones certainly couldn't compensate that body!
