Bosnian Hooker Irma Nici Served With Writ In NYC By Beckham Mafia

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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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The Beckham Mafia finally caught up with Bosnian hooker Irma Nici last night after tracking her down to a Manhattan hotel, and boy did they serve her a writ.

As Nici tried to flee in a 4x4, a prominent member, a 'made man' out of the Beckham Mafia slapped the writ on the car's windshield.

And smashed it.

The writ, which according to reports weighed more than Beckham's wife, Victoria, crashed through the windshield and landed with a heavy thud on the passenger seat.

A stunned Irma Nici immediately pulled the 4x4 to the side of the street and started screaming her head off as Beckham Mafia men closed in.

"I thought they were gonna shoot her," one bystander said. "I was outside Spark's Steakhouse when they plugged Big Carlo. This was almost as scary."

The writ, claiming $16 million in damages against Irma Nici and the magazine publishers who ran the story, is said to be the bulkiest writ ever served, and is likely to be auctioned on E-bay following any court proceedings as 'The World's Biggest Writ.'

A Beckham Mafia consiglieri told Skoob Entertainment News:

"She had it coming. She must have been crazy to imagine that anybody would ever believe a top football player would pay a hooker for sex."

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