Beckham sex slurs still secret from Posh

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Sunday, 26 September 2010

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Soccer ace David Beckham recently got furious after a fans flinging of false phrases referring to the artful footballers fornicating with a fallacious floozy.

The former England captain reacted angrily after an LA Galaxy supporter twice shouted "Stop with the prostitutes!"

In exclusive footage, Becks can be seen turning on his Achilles heel and marching back to confront his accuser. Beckham snarled at the man: "Shut up! Victoria still hasn't heard"

Allegedly he has spent the last week keeping Posh-Spice distracted with all things fashion, in an effort to keep her from hearing about the allegations.

"None of it is true" explained the footballing genius "it's just that she will go bat crap crazy if she gets so much as a whiff of another scandal, it does her nut in, see?"

The last few days has seen David behaving in a manner of someone from a West End Farce or television Sit-Com, cutting holes in news papers or stuffing them down sofa backs, turning off TVs, chucking radios out of windows or yelling "Look at that really interesting thing over there!" whilst gesticulating wildly in the opposite direction from where an electronic billboard displays the daily news.

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