London - (Reuterus): The slanted shiny black paint jobs are suddenly sliming across the foreheads of alleged David Beckham hooker Irma Nici and Wayne Rooney whore Jenny Thompson.
Like twin gastropod molluscs of the genus arion ater the terrifying eyebrows have been dubbed 'Katie Price black slugs'.
This weekend they've suddenly sprouted all over red tops' coverage of footie sex scandal slags.
"Probably been plucked to death underneath all that shiny veneer," LA FagHagSlagMag celebwatch editor Dave Skank commented today.
"But actually, it's a bit unfair to blame Katie Price because she didn't start the silly trend.
"You have to go back to Priscilla Presley's wedding pics to see the original make-up trick.
"Kinda terrifying and a bit kinky! But hey, that's showbiz for ya."
A PR source for Ms Price denied the former Page Three topless model known as Jordan had unwittingly become a seedy hooker role model.
"Katie's eyebrows are a personal matter. We think these footie slappers are using fake stick-ons for some unknown reason."
Groucho Marx is rolling in his grave.
