George Michael has made a formal complaint at HMP Pentonville about the conduct of a strip search he received during his reception there.
He said a prison officer lifted up his penis and stroked it three times. He has, allegedly, said on his complaint, that at his age, and with his history of drug abuse, it takes at least ten strokes to get him interested.
In a statement he said the treatment made him feel limp, let down and deflated.
As he only got a short stay it won't be long before things look up for him and he gets out; and who knows, when he is released, the officer in reception might give him the other seven.
