Susan Boyle Denied Permission To Sing Lou Reed's Song "Perfect Day" Proving Reed Is Nothing But A Low-Life, Washed Up, Has-Been

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Thursday, 9 September 2010


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Naomi Campbell has suggested that this should be the cover of Louie Reed's next CD.

HOLLYWOOD - Susan Boyle was all set to sing the song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent, and all of a sudden out of the blue she was derailed by the song's writer.

It seems that the author of the song, someone named Lou Reed just does not like SuBo and he refused to allow her to sing his song on a national show that would be watched by 30 million viewers.

Reed apparently thought that he was pulling a fast one by denying the Scottish lass permission to sing a song that he apparently wrote back in 1972.

SuBo fans as well as fans of music have called Lou Reed everything from Lou "The Boo Boo" to Lou "The Boo Hoo" to Reed the mean greedy piece of aardvark shit.

Even Naomi Campbell who is one of the meanest persons on the face of the earth said that Lou Reed was acting like a spoiled brat who picks up his football and goes home if he can't be the quarterback.

Another person who is at the top of the 'Hated List' Kanye West said that if he ever sees Mr. "Crybaby" Reed he will go up to him, take away his microphone and hit him on the head as if he was a snare drum.

Not to be outdone, Mel "From Hell" Gibson said that Reedy boy sounds like the type of kid who would go out trick or treating without a costume or mask since he is really and truly one ugly ass looking smuck.

Even Howard Stern chimed in by saying that Susan Boyle has more talent in one of her ovaries than Lou "The Fool" Reed has in his entire old curmudgeon, crotchety body.

Madonna, who is a big fan of SuBo's told Larry King that if she had been Boyle she would have told the punk ass Reed to take his song and stick it up his (blank).

And Vice-President Joe Biden said that he has been instructed by his "Boss" to get the Internal Revenue Service to closely go over Mr. Reeds income tax returns for the past five years.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: It is amazing how a person can come out of obscurity and end up on the nation's "Most Hated List" within 24 hours. Apparently Lou Reed felt that he needed to remind people exactly why it was that everyone hated Adolf Hitler.]

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