Dancing With The Star's Mark Ballas Says He Will Help Bristol Palin Get Over Levi Johnston

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Wednesday, 8 September 2010


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Bristol's mom says that when her little girl gets all dressed up she looks downright desirable.

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, one of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars has been paired with Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol.

"Little Snowflake" as her friends call Bristol says that she is absolutely excited to be able to get out of the house and away from her baby Tripp, who was fathered by Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin's ex-boy toy Levi Johnston.

Bristol said that her mom convinced her to be a contestant on the dance show so that she can show off her nice figure and all of the other sensuous female parts that her mama gave her.

Mark Ballas was asked how young Palin is coming along. He said that he will have Bristol forgetting all about Levi Johnston after two dance rehearsals. Ballas smiled and said that she is a quick learner and she learned how to do the splits in only two tries.

Bristol said that other than Levi, she has never really danced as close to a male as she is dancing with Mark. She texted her mom and told her that she was embarrassed at first.

The ex-governor of Alaska texted her back and told her to stop being a little goody-goody two shoes and get down to some downright nasty dancing to show that no good SOB Levi just how sexy she is.

Bristol wrote back that every time she thinks about how badly Levi treated her that is exactly what she wants to do. She wants to show off her feminine parts and let all America see what that low-life Johnston boy ain't gonna be getting no more of.

To view some intimate photos of Levi and The Red Cougar go to www.leviandtheredcougar.sex

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