Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

image for The Jersey Shores' Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has Been Paired With Dancing With The Star's Karina "The Bitch" Smirnoff
This is the purse that Las Vegas police confiscated from Paris Hilton. (Photo courtesy of Bill O'Reilly).

HOLLYWOOD - One of the main stars of the reality show, The Jersey Shore Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has been paired with Karina Smirnoff on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

DWTS host Tom Bergeron said that when he found out he said that there is certainly going to be the possibility of some verbal jousting and fireworks taking place between the two hot-headed, conceited individuals.

Karina was once engaged to "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Maksim Chmerkovskiy, so she knows how to definitely argue, fight, and kick ass.

And Mike, being Italian, will not just stand back and let Karina belittle him when he messes up his dance steps.

The British judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman says that he expects to hear about rehearsal mayhem coming from the Smirnoff-Sorrentino rehearsal hall and he has suggested that a team of medical technicians stand by when the two are together.

Bergeron has pointed out that for the first time in the shows history, a security guard will be assigned to be in the room whenever Karina and Mike are rehearsing their dance numbers.

In a non-related story. Paris Hilton told Oprah Winfrey that she is sick and tired of people accusing her of doing cocaine. She says that truth be told she loves powdered donuts and sometimes the white sugary powder gets all over her nose, fingers, and chin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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