Written by Jalapenoman

Sunday, 5 September 2010

image for Sarah Palin To Announce 2012 Presidential Candidacy On Glenn Beck Program
"We're gonna run them Marxist bastards out of Washington, don't ya know."

Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska and Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, will officially announce her candidacy for the office of President of the United States. Her run for the Republican nomination will be announced on Tuesday morning on the Glenn Beck radio program.

When asked why she was announcing her candidacy before the 2012 mid-term elections, which is likely to remove positive press from her party and divert attention from the issues, Sarah replied that "no one ever accused me of doing anything smart these past three years, now have they?"

Palin is also expected to announce that Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, will not be a part of her election campaign or serve on her committee. The official Corrupt Bastards organization in Alaska has also not been invited to work on her campaign.

When asked why she is making the announcement on the Glenn Beck program, she said that "Glenn has been a true friend, and his is the third most listened to radio show in the country.

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