Dancing With The Stars: David "Tipsy" Hasselhoff Already Making Goo Goo Eyes At His Partner Kym Johnson

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 4 September 2010

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This is part of the beach where David Hasselhoff filmed many of his Baywatch scenes.

HOLLYWOOD - A Dancing With The Stars insiders has revealed that ex-Baywatch star, and ex-America's Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff is already starting to let his male libido interfere with his assigned job.

And his assigned job is to win this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars along with his professional partner Kym Johnson.

Kym is a 33-years-old very sexy blonde and she is a native of Sydney, Australia. And those who know her say that there is no way that she will be putting up with Hasselhoff's machoesque manner.

Hasselhoff, who is 58, seems to think that he is still 28, and at times he has a tendency of getting carried away with both his hardcore drinking and his flirtatious nature.

And as a result of his Playboyesque behaviour, the "Hoff," as many refer to him, has gotten himself in trouble with well known Hollywood celebs such as Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Brooke Shields, and Stacy Keibler.

Keibler, who was an ex-female wrestler, managed to get Hoffy boy in a leg lock after he grabbed her thighs at a Starbucks in Pasadena. And before it was all over she had made him say all kinds of words like uncle, aunty, sissyboy, punk, and pansy before she let him go.

Afterwards Hoffy ran off to the nearest bathroom and literally threw up. When he came out, he started asking where Stacy was because he was going to show her that no woman is going to get him in a head lock and make him say things like he's a sissyboy, a punk, and a pansy.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: While in the bathroom, David learned from a custodian that Stacy had left the building.]

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