NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood, one of the most popular country music singers of modern times, sat in her brand new spacious living room floor rearranging the lamp end tables.
She looked happy but deep down inside she was as sad as a catfish in a West Texas tank (pond) that knows a drought is coming and his home will soon be reduced to cracked pieces of dirt clods.
Carrie the newlywed, the fresh blushing bride, the Oklahoma girl who just got hitched to her Prince Charming is feeling more like Cinderella before the ball and all.
Sweet little Carrie is in Nashville and her mister (husband) is up in Ottawa, Canada about 750 miles away.
It appears that the honeymoon is not only over but that the marital yacht has lost sight of the lighthouse beacon and may end up crashing onto the rocks.
Mr. Carrie Underwood, aka Mike Fisher, is a hockey player for the Ottawa Senators. He told a reporter for the Ottawa Cold Frigid News that one of the items in the pre-nup agreement called for him and Carrie to reside in Ottawa.
Fisher said that he made sure that the particular entry was not only written in red ink, but also that it was highlighted with a yellow marker.
As he sat at an Ottawa McDonald's Mike said that the best he could figure was that maybe the new Mrs. Fisher just does not know what the meaning of 'reside' means.
So for now Mike is having Big Macs, fries, and a vanilla milk shake in Ottawa while his wife Carrie is having chicken wings, tater tots, and a Root Beer at one of Nashville's KFCs.
In other news. Harrison Ford has just signed to star in 'Indiana Jones - The Mystery of The Mysterious Red Sea Tar Balls.'