Randy Travis Begs Wife To Take Him Back, But He's Still Randy

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Thursday, 29 July 2010

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After hearing that a divorce from his wife, Libby Hatcher, would cost him around 50 million dollars, country music legend, Randy Travis has had a change of heart. Well, sort of.

It has been all over the tabloids about Travis and his randy ways with a certain dentist's wife. In fact, he's still with her.

Suddenly, after talking to his accountant, Randy has had a change of heart, the 'heart' being one of the key words to many country songs.

According to a Source, Randy has sent his wife a love note that "remember, it's forever and ever, amen" but got a note back saying that he should be singing that to his money. In fact, Libby Travis, didn't seem to be in a forgiving state of mind at all.

So now randy Randy doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. It's either Honey or Money, but not both.

"But on the other hand...he told his dentist's wife, there's a golden 50 million dollars!"

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