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Funny story: Individuals Above Certain BMI Cautioned Against Jaywalking

Individuals Above Certain BMI Cautioned Against Jaywalking

Jaywalking is not recommended for anyone, but it can be particularly hazardous for individuals above a body mass index of 25, was the warning recently issued by the City of  Nashville. Said Mayor David Briley, "it's not so much the speed that's th...

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Funny story: After Years of Fostering Creativity, Nashville Formally Adopts

After Years of Fostering Creativity, Nashville Formally Adopts

After years of fostering creativity, the city of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to make its parental role official and begin the formal adoption process. "We've done our best to nurture creativity through all its various stages," said Nashville May...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

"I think it's the responsible thing to do," said Blake Tucker of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his reluctant decision to go extinct. "The planet can't continue to support my existence. The Tucker line just isn't sustainable." The decision to go...

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Funny story: Nashville Unoriginal Takes Country Music Charts by Storm

Nashville Unoriginal Takes Country Music Charts by Storm

The music of singer-songwriter Kelcey Payne of Nashville, Tennessee, has been described as hackneyed, poppy, and blatantly unoriginal - and it's got country music fans around the world absolutely riveted. "I'm a super fan," said Patti Leichman of...

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Funny story: Garage Attendant Appreciates Daily Greeting from Beautiful Pontiac Owner but Desperately Longs for More

Garage Attendant Appreciates Daily Greeting from Beautiful Pontiac Owner but Desperately Longs for More

Downtown Nashville parking garage attendant, Lance Marsden, used to enjoy the "Good morning!", "Fancy seeing you here!", and other cheerful daily greetings offered up by a beautiful Pontiac owner, but finds that he has increasingly come to long for m...

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Funny story: Nashville Songwriter Summarizes General Life-Weariness with "Oh, ya know"

Nashville Songwriter Summarizes General Life-Weariness with "Oh, ya know"

Carson Ray, an erstwhile singer-songwriter living in Nashville, Tennessee, stumbled onto a powerfully handy turn of phrase suitable for responding to just about any inquiry or passing remark in, "Oh, ya know." "It works for just about anything," s...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Kicks List-Containing Bucket

Nashville Man Accidentally Kicks List-Containing Bucket

After losing his beloved canine companion of over twelve years, Samson, and realizing just how previous and fleeting life's special moments truly are, Wes Morehouse of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to make the most of his remaining time on earth by...

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Funny story: Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin

Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin

Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Wins by Snoozing

Nashville Man Wins by Snoozing

Flouting the common wisdom that if you snooze, you lose, Carl Jansen of Nashville, Tennessee, won a pair of prime concert tickets as the direct result of his hitting the snooze button, which delayed his departure for work and set him up perfectly to...

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Funny story: Nashville Singer Dismayed to Learn "Haggard" Not a Compliment

Nashville Singer Dismayed to Learn "Haggard" Not a Compliment

Initially glowing after reading a review of the album he'd worked so long on hard on, Sunrise Coffee, in a prominent music publication, Nashville songwriter Bud Keaton was dismayed to learn that "haggard" was not a compliment. "I think I got it co...

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Funny story: Metro Council votes to replace scooters with unicycles

Metro Council votes to replace scooters with unicycles

On July 1st, the Nashville Metro Council confirmed the vote to remove all brands of electronic scooters, a decision that will go into effect July 5th. While local residents have been quick to voice their support for scooter removal, the Mayor's offic...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Notices Something Afoot

Nashville Man Notices Something Afoot

Luke Hensley of Nashville, Tennessee, was walking through the woods early one morning when he noticed something afoot. "It was a foot," he said. "Poking out from beneath some really dense foliage." Disconcerted, Hensley stopped in his tracks an...

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Funny story: Struggling Nashville Musician Begins to Think He Might Never Make It But Then Realizes That's Crazy Talk

Struggling Nashville Musician Begins to Think He Might Never Make It But Then Realizes That's Crazy Talk

After yet a other sparsely attended show in a dive bar with crummy sound and a badly-lit stage, singer-songwriter Campbell "Camp" Hobson of Nashville, Tennessee, began to think that he just might never truly make it as a professional musician, but th...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car

Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car

Jesse Hancock of Nashville, Tennessee, delighted to discover the keys to happiness in a book at his neighborhood branch library, hastily jotted them on a scrap of paper, only to accidentally lock them in his car - along with his regular keys. "So...

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Funny story: Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

After years of feigning modesty out of fear of coming across as arrogant and self-centered, Caleb Treble of Nashville, Tennessee, finally helped his friends understand that his narcissism is a natural byproduct of his inherent superiority and that if...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Becomes a Stoic

Nashville Man Becomes a Stoic

In the grand tradition of Roman emperor/philosopher Marcus Aurelius, Ben Foley of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to become a Stoic. "I dig it," said Foley of his new way of life. "It's chill. Steady, as my man Marcus liked to say." Foley explain...

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Funny story: Nashville Old-Timer Intrigued to Learn There's Also a "Broadway" in New York City

Nashville Old-Timer Intrigued to Learn There's Also a "Broadway" in New York City

Nashville local Cal Landry, born and bred in burgeoning Music City, was intrigued to learn that New York City has a street with a name identical to that of the thoroughfare running through downtown Nashville, "Broadway." "Funny that two big cities...

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