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Funny story: Nashville Man Thinks World Is Upside-Down but Respects that World Doesn't Care What He Thinks

Nashville Man Thinks World Is Upside-Down but Respects that World Doesn't Care What He Thinks

Witnessing comedy clubs implementing contactless temperature-monitoring of guests and people going for their daily jog in face masks, all in the name of curbing the spread of a disease comparable in severity to the flu, Nate Parker of Nashville, Tenn...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Maintains Healthy Level of Panic over Coronavirus

Nashville Man Maintains Healthy Level of Panic over Coronavirus

“At first, it didn’t seem like a big deal – so what if I get sick, was my take on things,” said 28-year-old Matt Fisher of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the widely publicized coronavirus pandemic. “But eventually, I came to realize I should have be...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Woman (Almost) Uses Pandemic as Excuse Not to Reuse Plastic Bag

Politically Correct Woman (Almost) Uses Pandemic as Excuse Not to Reuse Plastic Bag

In the course of discarding the rinds of a watermelon she'd chopped up for consumption throughout the rest of the week, Polly Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, almost used the COVID-19 pandemic as an excuse not to reuse a several-year-old plastic groce...

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Funny story: Advanced Buddhist Walking Meditation Incorporates Chewing Gum

Advanced Buddhist Walking Meditation Incorporates Chewing Gum

For students comfortable with traditional walking meditation, Nashville meditation center Hurry Up and Sit introduced an advanced version, which also incorporates chewing gum. Like typical walking meditation, walking and chewing gum meditation involv...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

After wrestling into the dark hours of the night with shame, self-abandonment, and bafflement as to what his life even meant, Randy Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, awakened the next morning feeling a little groggy. “Yeah, normally I jump up brigh...

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Funny story: With Help of Preventive Measures, Health-Conscious Nashvillians Support Essential Small Businesses by Buying Cigarettes Locally

With Help of Preventive Measures, Health-Conscious Nashvillians Support Essential Small Businesses by Buying Cigarettes Locally

Concerned about his 0.1- to one-percent risk of dying from COVID-19 but wishing to support local essential small businesses in economically challenging times, 33-year-old Brian Lewis of Nashville, Tennessee, continues to buy his cigarettes in person...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Questions whether He’s Truly Evolving

Nashville Man Questions whether He’s Truly Evolving

Always intent on being on the cutting edge of his species, 42-year-old Trent Buchanan of Nashville, Tennessee, had been certain that he was personally helping advance humanity – only for a call from his mother inquiring about his job status to cause...

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Funny story: Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

In a dating tour de force, after being contacted out of the blue by an attractive older woman he’d always had a thing for but had never succeeded in enticing into the sack, 37-year-old Clem Lyons of Nashville, Tennessee, scored the permission of the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches

Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches

After weeks of nonchalantly boasting that, on a scale of one to ten, his concern about COVID-19 was zero, 33-year-old Logan Ward of Nashville, Tennessee, had a nightmare wherein he stared directly into the coronavirus’s 19 bulging science-fiction eye...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Momentarily Lapses from Political Correctness into Regular Correctness

Nashville Man Momentarily Lapses from Political Correctness into Regular Correctness

Triggered by a dirty look he received from a surgically-masked woman when he sauntered barefaced into a Nashville grocery store, 28-year-old Travis Kane momentarily lapsed from political correctness into regular correctness, demanding loudly, "So do...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Wonders What Noses Have to Do with Mindfulness

Nashville Man Wonders What Noses Have to Do with Mindfulness

While being trained in mindfulness at a local meditation center, Ben Chapman of Nashville, Tennessee, became confused when his teacher kept referring to various different noses. “The teacher kept talking about one nose breathing in, one nose breat...

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Funny story: Attractive Woman Hurt No One Willing to Social Distance With Her

Attractive Woman Hurt No One Willing to Social Distance With Her

Isolated and craving physical companionship in the midst of the nationwide coronavirus lockdown, Bonnie Radick of Nashville, Tennessee, was hurt that, while there were a good number of men willing to come have sex with her, she could not find anyone,...

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Funny story: Nashville Roofer Dies after Falling from 12-Story Building and Testing Positive for COVID-19

Nashville Roofer Dies after Falling from 12-Story Building and Testing Positive for COVID-19

Part of the construction team hired to rebuild East Nashville after two devastating tornadoes ravaged much of the area in March 2020, 28-year-old Chip Goodman, a roofer with Raise the Roof, Inc., tumbled from a 12-story building when a tarp torn loos...

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Funny story: Flouting Shelter in Place Order, Nashville Man Takes Stand for Constitutional Rights by Leaving House to Check Mail

Flouting Shelter in Place Order, Nashville Man Takes Stand for Constitutional Rights by Leaving House to Check Mail

Refusing to be deprived of his Constitutional right to liberty, to peaceably assemble, and to practice the religion he describes as naturalism, Mitch Walden of Nashville, Tennessee, unabashedly flouted the Tennessee governor’s COVID-19 shelter in pla...

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Funny story: Buddhist Smugly Reflects that at Least He Has the Present Moment

Buddhist Smugly Reflects that at Least He Has the Present Moment

While others panic over lurking viruses, climate chaos, and the collapse of the economy, long-practicing Buddhist Josh Foster of Nashville, Tennessee, smugly reflected that at least he has the present moment. “I try not to throw it in people’s fac...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Considers Becoming Supremacist of Some Sort

Nashville Man Considers Becoming Supremacist of Some Sort

Detached from the mass hysteria over pandemics and confident in his ability to survive COVID-19 should he become infected, Ben Stephens of Nashville, Tennessee, began considering becoming a supremacist of some sort – the only question was what kind?...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Ponders whether He Has What It Takes to Be a Cult Leader

Nashville Man Ponders whether He Has What It Takes to Be a Cult Leader

His survivalist instincts primed by the threat of global warming and mass pandemics, Russell Cartwright of Nashville, Tennessee, began contemplating founding his own self-sufficient society, which in turn prompted him to ponder the critical question...

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