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Funny story: Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

"Not that I ever would," said Nate Bailey of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the prospect of selling his soul to Satan, "but I'd kind of like to know what they're going for these days." Again emphasizing that doing a deal with the devil is not an...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Prefers Waiting for Low-Hanging Fruit to Fall to Ground

Nashville Man Prefers Waiting for Low-Hanging Fruit to Fall to Ground

A big proponent of energy conservation, Leon Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, prefers not to pick low-hanging fruit but instead to wait for it to fall to the ground. "It's riper that way, too," said Mills, who noted that biting into a less-than-ripe...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Sets World on Fire

Nashville Man Accidentally Sets World on Fire

Despite a lifetime of claiming that he wasn't out to set the world on fire, Freddie Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, accidentally did just that when he dropped a pile of smoldering cigarette butts into a trash can which, unbeknownst to him, contained...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Forces Things

Nashville Man Successfully Forces Things

Though frequently commended for his laid-back, easygoing manner, 46-year-old Jake Hamilton of Nashville. Tennessee, grew tired of waiting for life to start working for him, and made up his mind to start forcing things - which he did, with enormous su...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Distracts Himself from World Issues

Nashville Man Successfully Distracts Himself from World Issues

Finding that the news had become a real downer, Nate Driscoll of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to distract himself from world issues by focusing on frivolous things - and, to his great delight, found distraction a remarkably achievable state. "Who...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...

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Funny story: Nashville Man's Multitasking Spins Out of Control

Nashville Man's Multitasking Spins Out of Control

Simultaneously trying to listen to a podcast, complete an online purchase form, stay mindful of his breathing, and work at his full-time office job of sitting at a desk and doing things on a computer, Matthew Tucker temporarily lost all sense of self...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Ironically Loses His Loser Identity

Nashville Man Ironically Loses His Loser Identity

Long identified as a loser by both his friends and himself, Harry Reston of Nashville, Tennessee, serendipitously and nearly simultaneously procured a new house, a wonderful mate, and a much-improved work situation - but in the process lost his lose...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Becomes Entangled in Web of Deception

Nashville Man Becomes Entangled in Web of Deception

Kenny Hendricks of Nashville, Tennessee, was out for a morning run in the park when he caught sight of Polly Hartley, a woman he'd dated briefly and never called again, in the distance. Aiming to avoid an awkward encounter, Kenny pretended not to not...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reluctantly Accepts Unconditional Happiness

Nashville Man Reluctantly Accepts Unconditional Happiness

After decades of attempting to find happiness though career success and personal relationships but never managing to attain any of these things, Casey Chapman of Nashville, Tennessee, reluctantly accepted unconditional happiness. "It wasn't my fir...

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Funny story: Stupid No More, Vows Nashville Man

Stupid No More, Vows Nashville Man

After a lifetime peppered with foolish decisions and boatloads of wasted time, Ben Haldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, vowed to be stupid no nore. "No regrets, but it's time to try something different," sad Ben, who, among other things, had often ex...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Single-Handedly Disproves Existence of Free WIll

Nashville Man Single-Handedly Disproves Existence of Free WIll

Resolving centuries of philosophical debate over the existence of free will, Cody Barrett of Nashville, Tennessee, definitely proved that he hasn’t got it. “It was a blow, especially at first,” said Barrett regarding his discovery of his own lack...

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Funny story: Nashville Rated City Most Likely to Appear in Top Ten Lists

Nashville Rated City Most Likely to Appear in Top Ten Lists

Edging out urban centers like Los Angeles and Baton Rouge, Nashville was rated the city most likely to appear in top ten lists, snagging top slots in everything from Best Country Music Destinations (#1), Best Craft Beer Cities (#6), Best Cities for S...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Unsuccessfully Tries to Gentrify Himself

Nashville Man Unsuccessfully Tries to Gentrify Himself

Witnessing the sharp appreciation of real estate in his formerly sketchy East Nashville neighborhood, Ward Paisley attempted to put the process of gentrification to work for himself, but with little success. "I encountered a lot of local resistanc...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Decides "Nuance" His Favorite Word

Nashville Man Decides "Nuance" His Favorite Word

Accused in his youth of possessing all of the tact of a bull in a china shop, now-polished Nashville native Kenneth Skye has adopted nuance as a way of life - and as his favorite word. "It's classy and sort of French-sounding without all the hype,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Finds Steely Resolve at Junkyard

Nashville Man Finds Steely Resolve at Junkyard

Finding that his personal discipline had grown a bit rusty, Randall Freeman of Nashville, Tennessee, popped down to the local junkyard, where he managed to negotiate a great deal on some discarded but fully workable steely resolve. “It’s actually...

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Funny story: Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

For her whole life, Lucinda Carlile, an angel, struggled to find people willing to trust and accept her - until she found her way to Music City, Tennessee, where she says she's experienced heretofore unimaginable levels of credibility. "We all cra...

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