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Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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Nashville Man Blows a Gasket

Funny story: Nashville Man Blows a Gasket

28-year-old Justin Drake of Nashville, Tennessee, recently blew a gasket when his girlfriend, Cara Shiley, yet again expected him to foot the bill – this time for her fancy coffee drink. “I lost my shit," acknowledged Justin, “It wasn't pretty.”...

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Nashville Man Comes Up with Solid Life Plan

Funny story: Nashville Man Comes Up with Solid Life Plan

After decades of career confusion, soul-searching, and personal reflection, Nashville man Bart Biggs came up with a solid plan for his future, on which he's determined to follow through. “Most people's trouble,” explained Bart, “is that they go th...

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Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

Funny story: Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

After a lifetime spent piling up wrongdoings and regrets, 32-year-old Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, made yet another bad decision. “On the spur of the moment, I did a bunch of coke at a party and blew off a job interview at Vanderbilt the ne...

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Musician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song

Funny story: Musician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song

Lured by promises of a lucrative publishing deal with a major country music label, singer-songwriter Billy Bonner moved to Nashville, Tennessee - a.k.a. Music City - only to find that company executives were less interested in getting his songs playe...

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Nashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards

Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards

When Brian Johnson's wife called to him on his way out of the house and mentioned that it was cooler outside than it looked, Johnson grabbed a jacket, only to accidentally put it on backwards. “I felt like such a retard,” stated Johnson. Johnso...

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Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Funny story: Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Blockbuster country music artist Chris Stapleton, ever the innovator, announced that because the rising popularity of country music has made it too easy for him to sell records, his next album will be entirely devoted to the new Stapleton-conceived g...

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Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify one hundred percent," stated Pardon, "but ba...

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A Country Music Shocker

Funny story: A Country Music Shocker

NASHVILLE - The Country Music Bureau has issued a very stern directive to the entire country music industry. The president of the CMB Blanchard "Buckaroo" Buxtonhouse has stated that recent consumer polls show that the sales of country music CDs h...

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LeAnn Rimes Angrily Denies Those Gosh Darn Cheating Accusations!

Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Angrily Denies Those Gosh Darn Cheating Accusations!

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes who has gotten a reputation as a "Husband Stealer" is denying reports that she tried to make a play for Carrie Underwood's husband. But according to iGossip news, the dishwater blonde country singer was seen at a Mickey D's...

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Carrie Underwood Co-Hosts The 44th Annual Country Music Awards But Her Husband Of Four Months Is No Where To Be Seen

Funny story: Carrie Underwood Co-Hosts The 44th Annual Country Music Awards But Her Husband Of Four Months Is No Where To Be Seen

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood co-hosted the 44th Annual Country Music Award Show and her husband of four months was not in the building, or even in the country. Carrie was asked where Mr. Carrie Underwood was. Underwood threw a semi-hissy fit and s...

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Carrie Underwood's Honeymoon Marital Shocker - She Wants To Live In Nashville and Hubby Wants To Live In Ottawa

Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Honeymoon Marital Shocker - She Wants To Live In Nashville and Hubby Wants To Live In Ottawa

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood, one of the most popular country music singers of modern times, sat in her brand new spacious living room floor rearranging the lamp end tables. She looked happy but deep down inside she was as sad as a catfish in a We...

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Taylor Lautner Loses His Jigger In Nashville Incident

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Loses His Jigger In Nashville Incident

Actor Taylor Lautner should have known that now was not the best time to take a trip to Tennessee after all the recent flooding, especially to take a fishing trip. But he is only 17 years old. Taylor showed up at the Nashville Airport last Tues...

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Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

"Boy am I ever glad to have that off my chest", stated Dolly Parton to reporters at a press conference this morning just outside of Nashville, Tennessee as she was among several country music stars that are planning to do a fund raising concert for t...

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Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Funny story: Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging to the trailer hitch for the past 24 ho...

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Country Music Legend Dies In Nashville

Funny story: Country Music Legend Dies In Nashville

The Country Music Hall of Fame will have to make their latest induction posthumously as Nashville singing legend Buford T. White has gone to that "Great Old Train Station in the Sky." The singing legend, who was said to have inspired the careers of...

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Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

Funny story: Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

TENNESSEE - Nashville resident Vida Mae Bakerstrue posted yesterday on GmailSwap.com that she would trade her first-born child for a Gmail invitation.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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