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Funny story: Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

“And we had been getting so close,” said Andy Harding of Nashville, Tennessee, bemoaning the fact that his new live-in girlfriend, Amanda Miller, recently broke it to him that she wanted to start social distancing. “It’s a bummer, no getting aroun...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair

Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair

Caleb Bonner of Nashville, Tennessee, knew he was at a critical juncture. A barrage of news about mass pandemics, dubious politics, and an increasingly unlivable planet had left him wondering whether life was even worth living. Was there any point in...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Determined to go to any lengths to help “flatten the curve” and curb the spread of COVID-19, Jenny Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, implemented a policy of stringent self-quarantine – which, to her relief, met with little or no resistance. “No one e...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Relieved to Just Have Cancer

Nashville Man Relieved to Just Have Cancer

After experiencing coughing and fatigue, Clinton Toler of Nashville, Tennessee, found a clinic able to test him for COVID-19, but learned, to his immense relief, that he only had cancer. “I was sure it was coronavirus,” he said, shaking his head t...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Disappointed Census Failed to Ask His Opinion of Government

Nashville Man Disappointed Census Failed to Ask His Opinion of Government

Looking forward to having his voice heard, Josh O’Brien of Nashville, Tennessee, was disappointed when his 2020 census form failed to ask for his opinion of the government or of society in general. “I had a lot of feedback that I really think coul...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Secretly Suspects Friend of Having COVID-19

Nashville Man Secretly Suspects Friend of Having COVID-19

After his longtime pal Lance Wilson, unexpectedly bailed on their weekly poker game, and, several days later, was heard coughing, Ned Hanson of Nashville, Tennessee, put two and two together, and came up with ... coronavirus. “I’m not one to judg...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Lets Depression Have Its Way with Him

Nashville Man Lets Depression Have Its Way with Him

After fending off its advances for years, Wayne Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, finally allowed depression to have its way with him. “Very seductive,” said Mason of the existential, twisted thoughts with which depression ultimately lured him in. “U...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Treats Coronavirus with Wedge of Lime

Nashville Man Successfully Treats Coronavirus with Wedge of Lime

Feeling parched and a little feverish, Justin Lancet of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully treated his suspected case of coronavirus with a chilled beverage accompanied by a wedge of lime. “It really took the edge off,” said Lancet, who takes conc...

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Funny story: Trump Visit to Tornado-Torn Nashville Inflicts Second Natural Disaster in One Week

Trump Visit to Tornado-Torn Nashville Inflicts Second Natural Disaster in One Week

Following two devastating tornadoes that left parts of Nashville, Tennessee, in ruins, Donald Trump visited the still-dazed city, thereby inflicting the second natural disaster on the city in the space of one week. “Tornadoes are bad enough, but t...

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Funny story: Blue-Collar Nashville Man Identifies More with Lazy Class

Blue-Collar Nashville Man Identifies More with Lazy Class

Despite being a dues-paying union carpenter for over a decade, Rex Miller of Nashville, Tennessee, says that he has never really identified with the term “working class.” “I prefer to do the bare minimum,” Miller explained. “Even though I have a b...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Takes Sobriety Two Days at a Time

Nashville Man Takes Sobriety Two Days at a Time

“I’ve always been kind of an over-achiever,” said Chase Landry of Nashville, Tennessee, who’s been working hard to overcome his issues with alcohol. “The ‘just for today’ concept may work for some people, but I think it’s important to think ahead.”...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Regrettably Experiences Opposite of Spiritual Awakening

Nashville Man Regrettably Experiences Opposite of Spiritual Awakening

Joshua Hayes of Nashville, Tennessee, attended a day-long Buddhist meditation retreat hoping to achieve a spiritual awakening, only to wind up experiencing the polar opposite: he fell asleep. "It was a guided meditation, and the teacher's voice wa...

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Funny story: Nashville Neurotic First to Achieve Tripolar Status

Nashville Neurotic First to Achieve Tripolar Status

Surpassing all mental health expectations, Cameron Foster of Nashville, Tennessee, became the first patient on record to be diagnosed as not merely bipolar, but tripolar. "It’s an honor," said 42-year-old Foster of his newfound claim to psychiatri...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Encourages Americans to Drink More*

Desperate FDA Encourages Americans to Drink More*

Frustrated at Americans’ reluctance to abide by even its most tepid dietary guidelines, the long-ignored Food and Drug Administration garnered its most positive attention in decades with the issuance of a press release encouraging Americans to drink...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Protests Faux Pas

Nashville Man Protests Faux Pas

In his zeal to help male ducks and geese force-fed pounds of grain and fat to cause their livers to swell to up to ten times their normal size, Lawson Watts of Nashville, Tennessee, began a militant online and grassroots campaign to protest the so-ca...

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Funny story: Annoying Coworker Forces Woman to Face Herself

Annoying Coworker Forces Woman to Face Herself

Flying in the face of her general self-perception as an open-hearted, friendly person, Charlotte O'Ryan's hatred for a coworker she barely knows has forced her to face her darker side. "I know it's not fair to hate someone I've hardly even talked...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...

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