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Funny story: Nashville Rated City Most Likely to Appear in Top Ten Lists

Nashville Rated City Most Likely to Appear in Top Ten Lists

Edging out urban centers like Los Angeles and Baton Rouge, Nashville was rated the city most likely to appear in top ten lists, snagging top slots in everything from Best Country Music Destinations (#1), Best Craft Beer Cities (#6), Best Cities for S...

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Funny story: Nashville Unoriginal Takes Country Music Charts by Storm

Nashville Unoriginal Takes Country Music Charts by Storm

The music of singer-songwriter Kelcey Payne of Nashville, Tennessee, has been described as hackneyed, poppy, and blatantly unoriginal - and it's got country music fans around the world absolutely riveted. "I'm a super fan," said Patti Leichman of...

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Funny story: Nashville Singer Dismayed to Learn "Haggard" Not a Compliment

Nashville Singer Dismayed to Learn "Haggard" Not a Compliment

Initially glowing after reading a review of the album he'd worked so long on hard on, Sunrise Coffee, in a prominent music publication, Nashville songwriter Bud Keaton was dismayed to learn that "haggard" was not a compliment. "I think I got it co...

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Funny story: Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

While known for his crooning, picking, and twanging, country music megastar Ridge Lawson recently admitted that in his down time, he can't get enough of death metal band Slayer. "Fuck, they just really do it for me," said Lawson, briefly but unapo...

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Funny story: Nashville Musician Determined to Face His (Possible) Alcohol Issues

Nashville Musician Determined to Face His (Possible) Alcohol Issues

No longer willing to live in denial, Harry Platt, a professional steel guitar player living in Nashville, Tennessee, says that he is determined to face his (possible) issues with alcohol. “There have been a few red flags,” said Platt, who noted th...

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Funny story: Acquaintances Reluctantly Impressed by Musician’s Transparently False but Unwavering Humility

Acquaintances Reluctantly Impressed by Musician’s Transparently False but Unwavering Humility

“It’s not about me, man,” is the refrain constantly heard by acquaintances of transparently egotistical but consistently ostensibly humble Nashville musician Freddie Adams. “I don’t give a shit about the chicks, the drugs, the money, the glam. I just...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line

Nashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line

Last evening, as the shadows were growing longer and the sun was on the verge of giving up hope completely, singer-songwriter Luke Crosby of Nashville, Tennessee, received some extremely bad news over the telephone line: he learned that his baby had...

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Funny story: Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...

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Funny story: Musician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song

Musician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song

Lured by promises of a lucrative publishing deal with a major country music label, singer-songwriter Billy Bonner moved to Nashville, Tennessee - a.k.a. Music City - only to find that company executives were less interested in getting his songs playe...

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Funny story: Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Blockbuster country music artist Chris Stapleton, ever the innovator, announced that because the rising popularity of country music has made it too easy for him to sell records, his next album will be entirely devoted to the new Stapleton-conceived g...

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Funny story: Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Five days into their investigation, the FBI remains baffled as to what motivated shooter Stephen Paddock to gun down over five hundred tasteless, tone deaf country hicks at a Las Vegas concert. "We found an impressive selection of jazz and classic...

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Funny story: Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

World famous Cider Drinkers, and purveyors of jokey country pop, The Wurzels are the only band who will play at President Trumps big party on January 20th. The group, known for such hits as 'I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester' 'I Had A Brand N...

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Funny story: Daniel O'Donnell: Outrageous Claims Infuriate Erstwhile Fans

Daniel O'Donnell: Outrageous Claims Infuriate Erstwhile Fans

Everyone's favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O'Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife's favourite, is actually not...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...

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Funny story: The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has confirmed that country music artist Blake Shelton will be performing at an upcoming White House Hoedown. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the one stipulation th...

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