NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has just received the coveted Country Music's Sweet Award. This award is presented by country music's number one publication Country Twang Magazine.
Last year's winner Carrie Underwood presented the "Sweety" to 19-year-old Taylor Swift.
The highly prestigious award is given to the female country singer who not only has the sweetest singing voice, but who also has the sweetest personality and the sweetest looking ass.
Underwood won the award for three years in a row in 2007, 2008, and 2009.
The award show was held at The Mrs. Stonewall Jackson Confederate Coliseum and was hosted by Dolly Parton and the 'Girls.'
Taylor was handed the award by Underwood who told her not to worry her sweet little heart because, although he had shown up outside the award show, Kanye West was not allowed to enter the building.
Swift said that she was not worried because Toby Keith had told her backstage that if Kanye West dared to interfere with her acceptance speech he would hit him so hard that he would still be feeling the hurt come Halloween.
Taylor was asked about the rumor that she had made an addition to her country band. She nodded and said that she was thrilled to announce that Jinkinta Fuwanna a South African vuvuzela player would be joining her band.
She stated that last year Fuwanna was voted 'The Top Vuvuzela Player' on the entire dark continent of Africa.
In other news. Sandra Bullock was asked which female she would like to kiss on the mouth next. She smiled, thought for a moment, and replied that she would like to put a lip lock on Michelle "The First Mama" Obama.