Carrie Underwood Scoops Two Awards

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Friday, 11 June 2010


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The extremely sexy former American Idol star Carrie Underwood has scooped two trophies at this year's Country Music Television Awards - one for her left tit, and one for the right.


The singer was also commended for her video for Cowboy Casanova and also for her performance of Temporary Home.


The awards, which took place in the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, were voted for by fans.


As she collected one of her awards, Underwood described her fans as "awesome". Commenting on her beautiful pert oomlaaters, Carrie said:

"They were there before I had anything, an album, a record deal, a tour or anything like that."

One of her fans, Mike from Nebraska, said:

"That was nice of her, and, to reciprocate, her tits are also awesome!"

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