Is Your Baby Gay?

Funny story written by Moose

Monday, 23 August 2010

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Many homosexual parents believe that homosexual behavior begins at conception, continues through birth and blossoms when the child reaches puberty.

To maximize the success of having a homosexual child, many experts recommend that homosexual parents begin training their homosexual children by following some simple guidelines:

Select a name for your child that embraces homosexual behavior. If your baby is female, avoid feminine names. Some of the most successful lesbian names are: Pat, Kim, Nicki and Jean. If your baby is male consider one of the following: Seth, Jeremy and Roberto.

Encourage your child play with appropriate toys. For boys you might consider stuffed-animals, dolls and tea-party sets. For girls, Hot Wheels, action-figures and softball equipment seem to be the toys of choice.

Following these simple recommendations will ensure that your gay baby grows up to be a responsible and fabulously gay adult.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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