All married Gay couples in California have been ordered to file for a divorce because they're not legally married! (what???)
Tearful Homo's in Christopher Street, San Francisco, were observed weeping in their partners laps (usual position whilst having a "hard time") and begging their partners not to divorce them.
Distraught Gays were also seen throwing their handbags at passing police, some even threatened to shave off their handle-bar moustaches, discard their Village People leathers and march naked to Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggers mansion up on a hill (not a pleasant sight, Arnold doesn't dig naked hairy bums).
The whole confusing situation has been caused by the US constitution allowing same-sex marriages and California not.
San Francisco has been the epi-centre of gay behaviour for years and they cannot believe that the state of California refuses to allow them to marry (legally).
One married gay hairdresser told his partner "sorry Baby you're out of my bed, Bitch!"
His devastated partner sprinted to the Golden Gate Bridge and jumped while his partner, happy to be free again, was enjoying a good ol fashion "gang bang" with previous acquaintances. (homo = polygamist?)
The Golden Gate bridge has now been declared a no-go zone for divorced gays because the authorities are getting sick of picking up the pieces especially the ones with HIV!
