Angelina 'Baboon Labia' Jolie in elective lips surgery ahead of Marilyn movie role

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 16 August 2010

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Monroe's mouth still the sexiest in the hystery of Hollywood

Hollywood - (Snip & Tuck): The Oscar winning actress is to undergo a radical facial makeover ahead of starring in author Andrew O'Hagan's The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe.

Seedy Sign-Eye Rhinoplasty Clinic sources said today their ever popular 'billionaire smile' surgical procedure routinely fixes 'trout pout' problems as well as more serious, hybrid complications such as 'baboon labia syndrome'.

Ms Jolie initially rejected the part of Marilyn in favor of starring as the movie's canine Maf.

However fellow actor George Clooney managed to dissuade her after accepting the movie's plum Frank Sinatra role.

The pooch - a Maltese Terrier given in 1960 to the Some Like It Hot star by Sinatra - may now be played by an American Kennel Club show champ called Ditzy Mugwater Chelsea Clinton.

Maf was three when Ms Moroe died in controversial circumstances and may have witnessed her actual death.

An advance peke (sic) of the film script reveals some of the defining moments of Monroe's last two years including her torrid affairs with Kennedy brothers JFK and Bobby.

'Mad Men' actress Christina Hendricks is nearly 69.

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