Gemma Arterton fed up with being a totty - looking to be the new Angelina Jolie?

Funny story written by shea lo

Saturday, 14 August 2010

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Gemma Arterton is fed up with being sexy and pouty. She's tired of being relegated to block-bustery hotty totty roles. No more just a pretty face. The new Gemma sees herself as dirty and gritty, as the 'new Angelina Jolie'.

She wants to be taken seriously. So she has decided - no more hot girl roles for her. She wants to be quirky and wild, crazy and interesting....proving she's worth her salt - so to speak?

Hoping to ride the Lisbeth Salander train?

We contacted Angelina Jolie for her comments. La Jolie simply pursed her bigger, thicker, plumper tire-lips in a wicked smile and played coy.

"Did you see Salt?", she teased. "Did Anna Nicole Smith replace Marilyn Monroe?"

Case closed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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