Angelina Jolie Punched Hard In Eye & Nose

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 6 August 2010

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Before the punches!

Actress Angelina Jolie was given a full-fisted nose punch and then one in the eye this past week!

The culprit? Her daughter, two-year-old Shiloh.

Although "No comment" was the only answer we reporters got when we asked about the bruised eye and red nose, a little money being handed out soon got our reporter, Dan Hillyard, the full story.

According to a well-paid but nameless Source, who overheard Angelina telling a friend, the kid actually did attack his Mom.

"Apparently Angelina and Brad were in bed naked after the kids were all in bed and they were going at it pretty hot and heavy, with Angie on top, when a small hand taps her leg and she looks over at Shiloh standing there watching."

"What are you doing?"

"I was just playing horsey with daddy. Here let's get you back to bed."

Then as soon as she got Shiloh back to her bedroom, she asked "But why were you naked?".

"Getting ready to take our baths. You know, like when I bathe you."

Then, as the Source stated that she heard, the little girl socked her Mom twice as she laid her on the bed.

When Angelina asked why Shiloh had hit her, she stated, "That's for jumping up and down hard on daddy and treating him like a horse!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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