The not at all fraudulent psychic, Derek Acorah has investigated Twilight Eclipse movie stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, convinced in the reality of both Vampires and Werewolves.
Already, Acorah has found the Yeti, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster for his new TV series Acorah Investigates, which airs in the Spring.
Gaining access to the cast and crew was difficult, even for the master manipulator of minds, with security tight on the set. However with the help of a corrupt janitor and three thousand British TV-Licence payer's pounds, Acorah did gain access to the filming.
Whilst on set, Acorah channelled the now long dead Vlad the Impaler, which allowed him to speak fluent Transylvanian, only to be told later that there is no such language. With nary a vampire nor werewolf present anywhere on set, Acorah was left disappointed. Although Acorah did manage a brief interchange with the two young stars, security quickly spotted him and escorted him off set, but not before he discovered that neither Pattinson nor Stewart have ever been bitten by anything other than a mosquito and a rabid boyfriend respectively.
"He should have come to the studio next door," said Wesley Snipes on hearing the news. "We're filming the fifth film in the Blade trilogy, and we've got all the vampires and werewolves working in Hollywood at the moment. The Twilight people were quite upset at that, they've had to spend millions on CGI instead."
