Adam Lambert Appears As Count Vuvuzela of Moldova in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

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Selena Gomez appears as Prissy The Sorceress of Black Bangs in a cameo opposite Adam Lambert.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Adam Lambert stated that he thoroughly enjoyed filming his cameo role in the blockbuster hit, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

Lambert said that he especially enjoyed sharing a movie trailer with Taylor Lautner. Lamby, as Lautner and Robert Pattinson called him during the shooting, said that he was surprised to learn that both Lautner and Pattinson have fairly decent singing voices.

Adam stated that even though neither is a trained singer they can wing it just enough to get by. Lambert said that he has agreed to give both Taylor and Robert singing lessons at the rate of $50 an hour.

Lambert, aka "Mr. Mascara" has even gone as far as to say that he feels that both actors can become good enough singers to sing backup for Courtney Love, Pixie Lott, or Barry Manilow.

The singer who spends tons of money on Revlon, Maybelline, and Cover Girl products was asked if he enjoyed filming his cameo role in which he portrayed the much maligned Count Vuvuzela of Moldova.

Lambert said that when he read the script and he saw that his character would utter words and phrases described as perniciously malicious and balefully defamatory, he knew that he was positively going to enjoy every single moment.

In a non-related story. The African Council on Animal Bites has noted that 95 percent of all lion bites in Kenya involve Kenyan men. The council concluded that Kenyan women are just much faster runners than their male counterparts.

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