HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner who stars as Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse says that he has always been a practical joker. He once took a black Sharpie Pen and drew the Eiffel Tower on Jay Leno's chin while Leno slept at his desk.
Another time Lautner called up the White House and asked to Speak to President George Bush. When Bush answered the phone Taylor told him that he knew a man, who knew a man, who knew a woman, who knew a man who had over 17,000 weapons of mass destruction sitting in his garage in Greater Baghdad.
Lautner revealed to Toby "The Pen" Frillinski, a reporter for The Rumor Monger Revue that 16-year-old Boo Boo Stewart had said that 16-year-old Dakota Fanning really looks like she is only 13.
He went on to say that the reason Boo Boo said that was because he (Boo Boo) had supposedly caught a glimpse of Dakota's little doo dahs while she was changing into her evil Volturi vampire outfit.
Fanning then confronted Boo Boo by the caterer's truck and she supposedly hit him in the groin with a Cheese Danish.
Boo Boo then retaliated by telling Taylor Lautner that Dakota was originally going to be named Mississippi. But the only reason that she was not was because her highly prudish mother did not like the fact that the name Mississippi has a pp in the name.
Lautner who starred in The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl In 3D pointed out that he will shortly be flying to Caracas, Venezuela, where he will begin shooting the sequel entitled, The Misadventures of Lavagirl and Sharkboy In 5D.
Dakota says that she has already turned both Taylor and Boo Boo in to the movie's producer, director, and make up artist and that all three have assured her that they will be talking to Mr. Lautner and Mr. Stewart about their flippant remarks and childish pranks.
SIDENOTE: Dakota Fanning has become one of the most sought after voice over artists in movie animations. She has done voice-overs in such movies as, My Neighbor Totoro, My Next Door Neighbor Stupid Mrs. Sweetway, and Just Who The Hell Does Our Neighbor Mr. McBillingshire Think That He Is Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio or What?
