Susan Boyle told our writer, Lady Godiva, that she is indeed rehearsing (in secret) for her role with dancing partner, Spoof Writer Harold Q Fuey, on Dancing With The Stars.
They meet once a week in a back-room of the Office (whose address is a well kept secret)and they rehearse for 2 hours. Their dancing coach is reported to be non other than England's very own Lionel Blair (is he still alive?).
Susan has chosen some 'swinging' music, which she and Harold are keeping close to their chests at the moment and has hired a local, Blackburn choreographer, Josh McHaggis.
Josh was recently asked about the progress of the pair,
"Och, all A can tell ye is they're right light on their feet the pair o' 'em och aye the noo. They do make a nice wee couple tae. A wouldna be surprised if they didna carry on their friendship long after the wee show is over. If yea get ma meaning.
Well A hear they're both free agents, so tae speak. So whyever shuouldna the wee lassie have a wee man in her life?"
On hearing what Josh had said, Susan giggled and retorted, "Och! Well it is troo (giggle) A am a free lassie. Some wierd folk thought A'd be hitchin' up wi' Piersy Baby - but come along will yea? - A was jokin' for the audiences. Some idjits started writin' stup'd stories aboot us.
A am happy for him and somewhat relieved for maself. Now the fantasy writers will have tae come up wi' somethin' new tae mess wi'.
A tell ya this. A think Harold here is a lo' mair hansome that Piers. No' tha' looks are everything if yae ge' ma meaning. Harold has some hidden assets. (Wink!) Anyhoo, A am stayin' tight-lipped on that subject thank yea very much."
More as this story unfolds.
