Cher Collapses After Ass Falls Off In Las Vegas

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

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64-Year old singer, Cher, collapsed on stage in Las Vegas Saturday night just as she began her show. As audience members gasped, a couple of stange hands hauled her off stage while another picked up the piece of ass.

"They were pretty rough handling the lady", stated an audience member in line to get a refund. "Drug her off like that Tiger hauled off Roy Horn."

The unusual sight this time was at Caesar's Palace.

This was the second time Cher's ass has fallen off during a performance, the last time on May 22nd, so maybe Cher should rest it for awhile, or get some gorilla glue!

She had just opened up with "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" when she did a little twist to the right and her right hip shot across the stage", according to members of the audience. "Then her other hip kind of dangled down behind her."

Being a tramp..I mean, trooper Cher tried to ignore it but with "I Got You, Babe" her left tit slumped to her waste. That's when she collapsed.

Those close to Cher are blaming the continued ass droppings on the performer's punishing schedule, which they say has left the star "on the edge of complete exhaustion and a possible plastic meltdown."

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