LAS VEGAS - The city of Las Vegas, which is known as The Gambling Capital of The Entire Universe, has quickly decided to jump on the "TattooGate" bandwagon.
Every Vegas casino from the Alaskan Albatross to the Zulu Witch Doctor has listed odds regarding every kind of possibility that is possibly possible in the Jesse "Hey Look At My Pecker" James Traveling Motorcycle Circus.
With Cycle Chicks #1, #2, #3, and #4 already 'outed' the question is now...who will be the Jesse James "TattooGate" Cycle Chick #5?
Pardell Peter Pulpingotti, manager of the Zulu Witch Doctor Casino, said that his establishment is giving 3 to 1 odds that Cycle Chick #5 will be a California girl. A Florida girls odds are 5 to 1, and if you think that CC#5 will be a girl from Rhode Island you can get odds of 27 to 1.
Odds that it will be a white woman are 200 to 1. Odds that it will be a woman who in the weight department looks like Kirstie Alley or Wynonna Judd are 300 to 1, and the odds that Cycle Chick numero cinco (#5) will look like 603 pound black Best Actress loser Gabourney Sidibe are 13,000 to 1.
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