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Friday, 19 February 2010

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63-year-old Cher, who is an American pop singer-songwriter, actor, director and record producer told fans in a CNN interview yesterday that the secret to her looking only a few years older that when she was the wife and singing partner of Sonny Bono, says that she sleeps in a bed of cow manure.

"It's an old guarded secret because no one wants to admit that that is what some of us do to stay young looking", Cher told her interviewer.

She told her American audience that they would be amazed if she told which other stars were doing this. But she did admit that it included her friend, Tina Turner.

"Of course we use face lifts, make-up, etc, but for the body, nothing does it like cow manure."

She then stated that it's a special cow manure that has to dry to a certain state but must have some moisture left in it.

"You wake up and your whole nude body has puckered up, drawing out the creases and age lines. I know one lady that even puts it on her face but since she's not famous I'll keep her name to myself."

The CNN interviewer told Cher that the jokes would be all over the late night shows.

"I don't care. Leno probably went to sleep with it on his chin."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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