Cher's Gender Swap Kid Causes Confusion

Funny story written by Proffitt

Monday, 19 April 2010

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Another gender bender

Chaz (not be confused with Dave's mate) caused confusion at the weekend with his, her gender swap so much so that not even Cher knows what he, she is!

Chaz was born a girl to Cher and Bono (Sunny that is not the Irish fella) but later decided she, he wanted to be a boy, man. "I decided to look at the operation, procedure and consulted a surgeon, doctor to get some details, said the he she.

"They showed me a number of pictures of stars I could feasibly look like based on my then frame. I decided as my Mum liked the Northern Comic Peter Kay so much I thought why not choose him to say thanks, after all she's paying," he, she added.

There was further confusion when she, he decided to visit the toilet. Chaz was thrown out the 'Mens' when he tried to stand to pee and the females wouldn't let him, her in either saying "well if were not good enough for ya!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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