"Lost" Star Jorge Garcia Deals With Personal Tragedy

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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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"I don't care what anyone thinks, she and I were very close and I'll let the tears go if I like."

That was 'Lost' star Jorge Garcia's message to the press yesterday after he told them he had lost his beloved dog, Nunu.

The Chihuahua had ran out in front of a car and died in Garcia's arms.

"I got a nice call from Susan Boyle. That is one classy lady. She knows what it's like to lose a pet. People who have never been close to a pet don't understand how much it hurts."

Garcia says they plan to bury Nunu at a pet cemetery close to his home.

"If anyone wants to leave a flower or a toy she's buried at The Valley of the Temples, if you visit Hawaii."

Having noticed one of the reporters wearing a smile, Garcia stated that a person who had their head busted would probably feel about as bad as he did.

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