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Funny story: Abandoned Reality Show contestants found in New Forest

Abandoned Reality Show contestants found in New Forest

It's the show that nobody remembers. Six years ago, ITV decided to try a summer version of 'I'm A Celebrity', traditionally shown in November. The show was called 'Little Known Semi-Celebrities Lost In The Forest'. The idea was to drop Z-liste…

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Funny story: Man Couldn't Find His Keys

Man Couldn't Find His Keys

There was a potential crisis in the making, yesterday morning, when one man who was in an extreme rush to get out of the house to go somewhere, was forced into a delay when he couldn't find his fucking keys. An excursion, with his wife and two chi…

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Funny story: Man still lost in Ikea

Man still lost in Ikea

A man who has been missing since the beginning of the lockdown is thought to be still lost in a West Midlands branch of Ikea. Ladies man, Brian Asshat, was just looking for some Billy Bookcases, and some picture frames, but hasn't been seen on the…

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Funny story: Nashville Man Temporarily Misplaces His Mind

Nashville Man Temporarily Misplaces His Mind

“It’ll turn up somewhere, I’m sure,” said Troy Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, of his mind, which he temporarily misplaced somewhere between home and work. “No big deal. It is a little inconvenient, though." For the time being, said Biggs, he’s doi...

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Funny story: Man On Motorbike Couldn't Find His House

Man On Motorbike Couldn't Find His House

In another story that, frankly, takes a lot of believing, but which is absolutely true, a man driving a motorbike home from the pub had to stop and ask people for directions to his house, as he couldn't find it. The incident happened in the Battam...

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Funny story: Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...

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Funny story: Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times. Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years. His grand...

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Funny story: ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

A TV Producer has come under worldwide scrutiny after admitting today that the missing Malaysian Airliner was part of a viral marketing campaign for a new season of Lost. "We had no idea it would go this far," an inside source said. "At first...

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Funny story: Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job

Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job

"If the money wasn't so good and all the fun we have with the speed traps, I'd leave this job in a minute", stated Nashville, Tennessee officer Douglas Lancaster. "I agree", stated his partner. "I blame it on all those 911 calls that we get from e...

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Funny story: Appeal after lost cosh

Appeal after lost cosh

A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...

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Funny story: Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

A four year old child wandered out of a town centre crèche today, sparking off a massive hunt. The unnamed toddler was left in the care of KIDZ PLACE nursery and subsequently went missing between story time and snack time. Unbelievably the tod...

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Funny story: Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

We spoke to some stocky man who claimed he was an insider of David Haye's camp yesterday, and he claimed that Haye will come out if retirement in March to fight Vitali Klitschko, elder brother of Wladimir, who shook him in Hamburg last year. At on...

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Funny story: Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased. It seems that...

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Funny story: Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

A number of apparently 'lost' British exploitation films, originally made between the 1950's and the mid 1980's are to be released in digitally remastered DVD and Blu Ray format from Monday. The films were made using sets and costumes from bigger...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Reunited With Family; Found 3200 Miles Away Two Years after He Went Missing!

Spoof Writer Reunited With Family; Found 3200 Miles Away Two Years after He Went Missing!

There were tears of joy spread today in the little town of Punta Gorda, Florida, as the family of Melvin Wordsmithe are set to gather round him after a remarkable discovery when he was found nearly two years after going missing from the family's bac...

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Funny story: Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a little peckish, pour myself another glass of Merlot or fly to New York?'...

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Funny story: Directions for physicists

Directions for physicists

At school, we are taught that there are four states of matter (in decreasing order of order) Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma. Physicists know of a fifth, which is Bose-Einstein Condensate, which is a kind of solid liquid. However, this is an extreme and rarely encountered outside of the lab. But what does this have to do with asking for directions? Well, there are four states of being lost.

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