Lost's Naveen Andrews Says Split With Barbara Hershey Permanent

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Sunday, 30 May 2010

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Naveen Andrews may have been a favorite of many watchers of the 'Lost' TV series but his partner for 12 years, Barbara Hershey, has left after Andrew's latest wandering.

"He's 'Lost' that's for sure", Hershey reportedly told friends this weekend. "It's finally over and I'm ready for that."

The two met on a movie set in 1998 after Hershey, who is 68, was already a star in movies such as 'Hannah and Her Sisters' and 'Beaches'.

Although they had stayed together, it has been off and on, if you'll forgive the pun, for Andrews straying away to others. He even has one son by another woman during the twelve years that he has been battling to get custody of, over the past few months.

After several questions, Andrews stated that the split was actually six months ago...or the latest one. "But then we got back together for a few more months."

Andrews had left four times before and has six children by seven different women. He has also became friends with Marilyn Manson.

According to Hershey, this is the final one, once again. "This time it was Betty White. Need I say more?"

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