Actors of 'Lost' and 'Prisoner' join to perform 'Lost Prisoner' on TV

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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Quak! I love 2. But I want 6!

Lost Angels CA - According to my source, the corner druggist, several pallets of yellow, orange, green, blue, and red pills are missing. My Malibu informant has located the pills at the home of one of the stars of Lost, where they were mostly consumed at a party of the crew of Lost and The Prisoner.

The result? Next year a new series, Lost Prisoner, staring a space-time-traveling smoking-drug-taking evil-do-gooder German-Siamese-triplet three-sexed multi-raced agnostic-Catholic police-criminal Hydrino-wave-particle 50-minute commercial about lizards selling life insurance.

The setting is several quantum jumps away from any parallel universe remotely connected to our universe; it is expected to raise quite a few questions among the many expected fans, who are sure to join together in fits of mass hallucinations online after remote-viewing the mini-maxi-series, scheduled to end in 2012, December 22, and to begin the year after that.

Then the Harp will activate the virus and we will all wake up just like 2.

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