Written by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

image for J.J. Abrams Crappy Lost Finale Kills Hurley's Dog! "The ending of Nunu's life was as terrible and senseless as the ending of 'Lost'."
Above: Script for final Lost episode

Jorge Garcia, the gelatinous actor who spent 14 of his 15 minutes of fame playing Hurley on "Lost," claims that Oceanic 815 has taken another life: This time it's his chihuahua.

On his blog, Garcia, 37, states that his dog Nunu, 49 in dog years, had been run over by a car on Sunday, just 7 days after the finale of Lost pissed off the entire world, and right before he left for the airport on the island of Oahu, where Garcia was trying to eat the entire menu at Alan Fong's. Oh, and where they filmed a bunch of crap for "Lost."

"She died in my arms," Garcia cried. "We are burying her in the Pet Semetary at blah, blah, blah."

"The ending of Nunu's life was as terrible and senseless as the ending of 'Lost'."

Lost fans will recall that the flight also killed the acting careers of Yot, Faraday, Boone, Miles, Michael, Ana Lucia, Charlotte, Frank, Shannon, Desmond, Eko, Kate, Jack, Sawyer, Locke, Ben, Sayid, Libby, Sun, Jin, Claire, Juliet, Charlie, Richard, Bernard, Rose and Vincent.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lost




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