David Blaine Sets Record For A Male Watching "The View"

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

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David Blaine sat in the background while The View was on live for four and a half days, breaking the old record set by Jonathon Winters two years ago, who made it through three days and fifteen minutes.

"I knew this would be the Biggie", stated Blaine who was talking in a whisper after screaming and beating his head on a hospital wall for three hours. "I think I'll be OK now...except for the nightmares of course. Is that Whoopi over there?"

After he was reassured that Whoopi was not at the hospital, Blaine shakily got back into bed after a couple more screams and three more head bangings.

Winters had gone completely out of his head two years ago and ran down the studio hall stark naked.

"That third day...it was awful. I keep dreaming about it. I hope they put Blaine on suicide watch because he's in danger for at least a week."

Winters had even dressed himself as Maud Frickett that third day but still cracked up big time.

"I was so out of it, 'Maude' ran into the WOMEN's bathroom and I saw Whoopi on the pot and that finished me off."

Meanwhile, David Copperfield sent word that he was too busy to try the stunt. "Blaine and Winters are idiots!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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