What Goes Around Comes Around: Eddie Cibrian Cheating On Girlfriend LeAnn Rimes With Ex-Wife Brandi Glanville

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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a classic example of the old Peruvian adage, what goes around comes around, LeAnn Rimes' boyfriend, Eddie Cibrian is cheating on the beady-eyed songstress with none other than his ex-wife Brandi Glanville.

And to quote The View's Whoopi Goldberg...Beau-Ti-FUL! An inside source said that LeAnn is so upset, mad, and angry that she started coughing two days ago and cannot stop.

A close friend of the ex-Mrs. Cibrian said that it's too bad that La Rimes problem is coughing and not the other ended problem.

Rimes who just yesterday finished recording a song which she wrote about Eddie entitled "He's My Fella, All My Fella, So There," may just want to reconsider redoing that one or just dumping it in the trash can before it's all over.

Brandi Glanville was asked how it feels to be cheating with the boyfriend of a woman who was the other woman in a relationship in which her husband was cheating with that woman on her.

Glanville simply flashed a smile that showed every single one of her teeth.

It is being reported that LeAnn Rimes complexion specialist Dr. X.Y. McThunderstick, stated that Ms. Rimes is so depressed that she has broken out in first degree hives.

And as a result of her ugly-looking face the homewrecker is planning on cancelling her 31-city concert tour of Iceland, which was scheduled to have begun on May 13.

In other news. Academy Award best actress nominee Gabourney Sidibe who was listed as weighing 603, emailed Oprah and told her that due to all of the stress and worry from her best actress nomination she has lost some weight and now tips the scales at 601 pounds.

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