Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Funny story written by Frog-rotta

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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Babaras Blow Out!!!

Barbara Walters apparently farted in front of a live audience today during the morning taping of "The View" in turn asphyxiating the hole panel audience and security staff.

66th Street is cordoned off and it is suggested commuters take alternate routes.

Hazmat crews are on the scene and Home Land Security is assessing the damage.Mayor Bloomberg has declared a state of emergency for New York city and has stated that "The city is ready to provide what ever it takes as far as emergency services for the victims of this horrid act."

Woopie Goldberg apparently ran out of the building screaming "I'm quitting this crappy show!"

Ironically today's topic was to be "How women blow off steam in negative ways."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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