BLACKBURN, Scotland - Irish songstress Susan Boyle, has decided to sell the underwear shop she opened up in February.
Ms. Boyle said that the thing that hurt her shop Subo's Knickers and Knick Knacks was the fact that right across the street was an underwear shop that sold second hand underwear, such as knickers, bras, and bikini thongs at half price.
Susan said that Ursula's Used Undies Shoppe pretty much had a steady stream of customers (no pun intended).
SuBo pointed out that in the three months that her shop was in business she only managed to sell a total of 18 bras, 23 girdles, 9 teddies, 2 peignoirs, 17 panties, and one nursing bra to a woman who returned it because she said that it made her baby break out in a rash.
Boyle said she was somewhat puzzled as to how a nursing bra could cause a baby to break out in a rash on his ass.
She did give the customer her money back when she threatened to lactate all over the checkout counter.
Susan was happy to say that she will be selling her shop to Elton John. She said that Sir Elton plans to turn it into a type of lingerie shop/gay pub for the neighborhoods hundreds and hundreds of transvestites, cross dressers, transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, unisexuals, and nonsexuals.
SIDENOTE: Elton told Susan Boyle that he will be changing the name of his shop. He plans to name it after his husband David Furnish. Susan said that she has agreed to sing at the grand opening of Husband's Knickers and Stuff.
