"Anna Janna", who has become the queen of the home-movie bachelor party set, is rumored to be the *Playboobs Centerfold for September of this year.
"It's about time they allowed we small people to show the average guy what he's missing by over-looking us. Those parts don't look too tiny do they?", Janna asked our reporter, Tooter Day.
Tooter came back to us not only with a great report on what Ann's life has been like and the nice income she received for her big parts in the many videos, but with a lot of specially posed pics.
"Believe me, Ann is no lightweight", stated Tooter. "Plus, she liked my 'Tooter' name."
Tooter showed us the pics that were signed "From Hooter To Tooter".
"She has a great sense of humor. I guess you have to have that to put up with the insults all your life."
Strangely enough, Hooter..uh, Ann, has been happily married to four-foot five inch Larry Webb, her agent, for 15 years.
"Oh I could have grabbed a biggun but I know what Larry has put up with, so why should I share my good stuff with bigots?"
The Webbs have three girls, two whom they say are small as they are, and one whom the doctors say will be normal in size.
"Hey, Larry's not normal sized either. He has a whopper. I didn't overlook that when making my mind up to marry him."
*Name changed to protect the guilty.
