Anne Nicole Smith Opera to hit town, snobby opera fans can't wait to see Anne's soprano boobs swaying!

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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

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Not quite as much as Anne Nicole and there's even more cumming at the Opera!

The Royal Opera house in London is about to premiere an Opera about Anne Nicole Smith, dead Playboy pin-up, stripper and ex-wife of Billionaire, J Howard Marshall who was 89 when they married and she "shagged him to death".

The opera will show explicit scenes of Anne and JH "getting it on" and snooty Opera fans are preparing by snapping up every available pair of opera-glasses in the city to get a full-size view (and there's plenty to see of Anne!).

Opera fans normally have to contend with a dose of Wagner, Carreras or Domingo bashing their ears, but now this latest epic to grace the boards of the ROH promises to be a "full monty-show stopper"!

The Dutch soprano playing Anne has agreed to "bare it all" and give JH a "good ol bonking", front row seats were sold out quicker than Michael Jackson (then he popped off!) concerts at the O2.

It promises to be a fantastic "Night at the Opera" with no "Phantoms" in the closet left over for the imagination and certainly no snoring punters disrupting the show!

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