LONDON - After years of going through a lot of foot pain, famous WAG Victoria Beckham has finally decided to have her painful bunions removed.
Beckham's personal physician Dr. Chauncey Wilkham said that the ex-Spice Girl did very good and while he was removing her bunions another physician, Dr. Noel Pilkington was enhancing her breasts.
Dr. Wilkham remarked that it was a kind of a four for the price of two surgical procedure. He smiled and winked and said that Dr. Pilkington, the breast doctor, got the much better deal though.
Dr. Wilkham laughed and said that just before the start of the surgery he offered to trade places with Dr. Pilkington. Dr. Pilkington looked at him with a quasi puzzled look and asked if he was crazy.
The podiatrist then told the breastician that he would gladly write him a check for £2,000 [$3,070 U.S.] if he would trade with him.
Victoria's first words after coming out of the operating room were, "Hey, me bunions dey be freakin gone and me breasties dey sure be feelin' gobsmackingly luvvly jubbly dey be."
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