Kate Hudson's New Boob Job Moves Jesse James To Say All She Needs Now Are Tattoos And She Can Become One of His "Cycle Chicks"

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 April 2010


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Kate Hudson shaving her legs just before she went in for breast augmentation. (Thanks to Snoop Dogg for use of the photo).

HOLLYWOOD - Kate Hudson is still excited about her new 'boob job.' She has emailed, texted, and called everyone she knows and a few people that she does not even know and told them how thrilled she is to finally look down and see something other than the floor.

Kate says that she passed the honor of being the flattest celebrity in the business over to Keira Knightley who is now the undisputed tit-less queen of the entertainment industry.

Country music singer Taylor Swift still holds the distinction of being the country celeb with the smallest bumpies. Taylor said that she is so happy for Kate that she plans on writing a song about Hudson's new snuggle pups.

The extremely flat chested celebrity Calista Flockhart, girlfriend of Harrison Ford, remarked that she is still seriously considering having breast augmentation done.

She then admitted that she is so afraid that it could possibly affect her relationship with Harrison, who has always liked women with no tatas.

And Sandra Bullock, who partly blames husband Jesse's straying on the fact that she had nothing in the chest department, pointed out that she is also considering having breast enhancement done after her divorce from the "Dick With Feet" is final.

And speaking of Messy Jesse. Word is that once he found out about Kate's new funbags enlargement he made it a point to email her and tell her that if she is willing to go in and get about a dozen tattoos on her body he will be more than glad to consider her to join his austere group of tattooed gals known collectively as The Cycle Chicks.

To view very interesting closeup photographs of Kate Hudson's pre-surgery and post-surgery knockers log on to www.katestitsbeforeandafter.tit

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