Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 29 April 2010

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I am Billy The Kid

Sandra Bullock has revealed that she has adopted a baby in secret and has got shot of husband Jesse James. Bullock claims she should never have married a cowboy and now that she has adopted this baby she has no time for Jesse James.

The baby is now being called "Billy the Kid" and the word going round is Bullock prefers Billy The Kid, to Jesse James.

The baby was born in New Orleans in January, and Bullock apparently adopted him just after he was born.

What is going to happen to Jesse James, we will just have to wait and see but he is believed to have been seen with Michelle McGhee.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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