Shakira - Hotly Tipped To Become The Spoof's Numero Uno

Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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As a result of chronic over-exposure and the subsequent decline in popularity of its staple sex symbols, Cheryl Cole, Miley Cyrus, Katie Price etc etc satirical website TheSpoof.com has been looking further afield for a new sex symbol to take over the mantle of the butt of all jokes and the cherished icon of the satirists art.

The hottest ticket in town right now, and the one who ticks all the right boxes, would appear to be the sultry Colombian, singing sex-Goddess, Shakira.

Bosses at TheSpoof.com have been keeping a close eye on Shakira as a replacement resident sex symbol, ever since she starred in that steamy music video with hunky Spanish tennis ace Rafael Nadal.

But it was felt that the timing was not right at that juncture, a situation further aggravated by the appearance of an apparent stalker in the pages of TheSpoof.com's very own forum.

Spoof bosses waited for a thorough investigation to be carried out on the potential stalker, who we can't name for legal reasons, who had to be checked out and given a clean bill of health before any Shakira stories would be given the editorial green light.

The appearance of Shakira's incredibly sexy 'Gypsy' video hastened the sense of urgency, and as 'Incredulous' was cleared of any smirch on his apparently Scouse character, the writers got the green light to go ahead.

So readers can expect to see plenty more of the delectable Shakira in these very pages.

As we get it, you might say.

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