Controversial ex-Labour Party potential candidate Stuart MacLennan today announced that he'd had enough of all the Westminster hypocrisy, the chavs on Stirling station, ugly old boots in trains, coffin dodgers, etc and has announced that from this point onwards he would be hypothetically kicking David Cameron in the bollocks through the pages of this esteemed organ.
MacLennan thinks that he'll enjoy greater freedom of expression on theSpoof.com and also be allowed to tell it like it is.
He confided to our reporter that he's long been a reader of theSpoof.com and that he simply adores all the Cheryl Cole, Katie Price, SuBo, Penis, etc stories and that he's been working on a Spoof character of his own, Wee Frankie MacFarlane, the man with the world's longest foreskin, who will probably become entangled with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at some stage.
When asked how he thought he'd perform in the Spoof writer's chart, he winked and said:
"Number wun in nae time. Nae problemo. All thae others are cunts."
More as we get it.