Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox - No Comment From Robert Pattinson

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

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No Sex Thanks Mate - We're British Innit

We're getting reports that Justin Bieber wants Megan Fox. Which is probably true, as most other guys do, but when we looked at the small print we realised that what was actually being said was that Justin Bieber wants Megan Fox (the hottie out of Transformers) to appear in his latest music video.

When we heard the news, the first thing we tried to do was contact Robert Pattinson to see if we could get a reaction, as we'd heard that Pattinson once had a thing going with Megan Fox. Although there's no evidence to prove it. Anyway, we didn't get a reaction from R-Patz because whoever answered the phone told us he was downtown at Starbuck's sharing a latte with British singer/actress Pixie Lott. (Oh no. Here we go again!)

The real story is a little more mundane than we first thought. It seems that "cool" by his own assertion, young Mister Bieber wants Megan Fox in his new music vid because he thinks it would be "kinda cool."

Whether Ms Fox - who has been known to doff her top occasionally - will also think it's "kinda cool" remains to be seen.

Cheryl Cole has apparently been seen 'hovering.' She is still only 5'3" and showing no sign of growing taller.

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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