Pixie Lott Says She's Never Met Robert Pattinson

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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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When asked by roving motorcycle reporter ROYGBIV what she thought about Robert Pattinson, British ainger/actress Pixie Lott threw him a quizzical look and told him that she has never met Rob Pattinson, out of Twilight and Remember Me, or else she would have remembered.

Undeterred, he pressed on and asked Pixie if Robert Pattinson was a good kisser, or if his lips were a bit cold like Kristen Stewart says in her new book Kissing Robert Pattinson? Again, Pixie Lott looked bemused.

ROYGBIV persevered, asking if Pattinson was good in bed, at which point Pixie Lott told him in no uncertain terms to "Fuck off."

More as we get it...though we probably won't.

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