Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Impostor

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been in the news again regarding reports that they met in Budapest, where Robert allegedly proposed to Kristen.

Kristen has now made a statement saying "I don't know who Robert met but it was not me I have been here in California all along so if people think it was me that was in Budapest it was obviously an impostor."

Various rumours are now circulating that Pattinson met one of the following women Dawn French, Cheryl Cole, Susan Boyle or even Lady Gaga.

Most people are convinced that if it was not Kristen Stewart, then it must have been a Doppelganger, because the woman was reported to be her spitting image.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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