Spoof scandal rocks The Spoof, Rooney's ankle wins more points than R***y M****n coming out Spoofs!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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This very GAY LATINO six pack has been given the BOOT by Rooney's ankle, SCANDALOUS!

The latest scandal to rock the marble chambers of the majestic SPOOF MANSION has hit like a force 9 earthquake and the tsunami that followed.

The subject of this scandal is Rooney's ankle scoring more points than all of the "GAY SPOOFING" regarding a certain Latino pop singer (who shall remain nameless as long as Jaggedone is not thrown to the lions).

Spoof readers are quite aware of the points system here at the Spoof and certain subjects tend to gather more dust than others, i.e. GAY pop singers, Cheryl Cole, SUBO and a certain silicone monster and her "Tranny" boyfriends.

Now, the latest point gobbler about "Uno Latino Homo Popo" has shattered all prior Spoof records, but then, ROONEY DONE HIS ANKLE!

This mega-story has captivated the Spoof audience so much that "El Latino Popo GAYO" has been kicked (not with Rooney's ankle) off of his pedestal and Rooney's ankle is now "numero uno".

The Spoof powers that be are in shock, they thought they were on a massive winner with "El Gayo" and now this, MUCHAS GRACIAS WAYNE!.

Spoof writers have been seen rushing for the gutters under the marble mansion with their "not in a Gay Way" Latino Spoofs burning and Spoofwriter Man U. fans are laughing all the way up the top 50.

Shame Sir Alex and Rooney are not doing the same thing after last nights dismal dance with the "Lederhosen"!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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