Justin Bieber Caught In Love Triangle With Cheryl Cole and Peter Andre

Written by schama

Wednesday, 31 March 2010


The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

Teen heart-throb, Justin Bieber, has been caught up in one of the most captivating love triangles in recent memory. Over the past few days, Peter Andre, and Cheryl Cole, have become something of an item.

Therefore, when Chezza said "Actually I am very attracted to J.B. <3" on her twitter, a furore ensued.

Bieber, who at 15 has already collaborated with Usher and Ludacris, has won the hearts of teenagers all over the world. His worldwide appeal has led to chart domination, and Andre had already expressed disappointment at this.

Andre was also snapped with his arm around Cheryl Cole this morning, following the controversy, and "body language guru", Dan Jones, suggests that this showed "overprotectiveness, and insecurity!"

Bieber's publicist, Max Cash, says that his client is "flattered", by the compliment.

However, Aussie crooner, and one-time husband of glamour model Katie Price (real-name Jordan), Andre, claimed that "Bieber is a very average artist. Nothing more. I fail to see his appeal."

I personally fail to see how Andre is any different to Bieber, based on this assertion!

More news to come...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more